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Yo mama is so fat ...

she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon!

she stood on the scales and it said one at a time.

she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

she was walking to Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed right on Target!

when she puts on a yellow raincoat people shout TAXI!

if she fell into the ocean, the whales would start singing, "We are family"!

she thought that the titanic was a jetski!

if she stood on high heels she'd strike oil.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer.

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm.

when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

she could be the eighth continent.

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

she wears an 'X' jacket and helicopters attempt to land on her.

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress.

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

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Submitted by :Bernie
Category : Yo Mamma
Date Added : 22/10/2005
Rated : 2349

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Bonus Joke - Wife Wasn't In The Car

Wife isn't in the car On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

Submitted by : Bernie