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Yo mama is like ...

a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

a TV - a three year old can turn her on.

a doorknobe - everbody tries to screw her.

a bus - only 50 pence a ride.

a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go

an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds.

the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.

a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.

a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.

a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally send her away.

a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.

a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it.

peanut butter - so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth.

a Library - open to the public.

a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece.

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Submitted by :Cartoon Guy
Category : Yo Mamma
Date Added : 22/10/2005
Rated : 347

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Bonus Joke - Winning Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

Submitted by : Dave T