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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.

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Submitted by :Crazy Credit
Category : Farmers
Date Added : 21/12/2005
Rated : 1003

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Bonus Joke - Ants #2

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? Your great-ant!

Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein!

What games to ants play with elephants? Squash!

What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique!

What kind of ant can you colour with? A crayant!

Who is the most famous French ant? Napoleant!

Why did the ant-elope? Nobody gnu!

What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant!

Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant!

Submitted by : Earnie Mc