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Battling Bob

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The bell sounded the end of Round Four and battling Bob retired to his corner. "How am I doing?" he asked his manager. "Do you think I've hurt him?" "No," said the manager, "but keep on swinging. The breeze might give him pneumonia."

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Submitted by :Tacresfarm
Category : Sport Jokes
Date Added : 22/10/2005
Rated : 236

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Bonus Joke - Winning Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

Submitted by : Dave T