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Norse Gods Orgy
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In ancient times the great Norse gods were engaged in a protracted orgy. It had gone on for several days.
Finally, all were completely sated.
The first to rouse from his slumber was the Great Norse God Thor. He stood, reached down, picked up his wrap and placed it around his waist.
He looked around the Great Hall, noticing and remembering all the beautiful women with whom he had had occasion to copulate. He was very pleased.
He took several deep breaths and realized he was rejuvenated.
Looking about the Great Hall, he noticed movement back against the back wall. Squinting his eyes for sharper focus, he saw a young lady struggling to gain her feet. She was supporting herself on one of the great columns.
She was beautiful. It had been her first orgy and she had had a really great time.
Thor realized that he had not had this particular beauty over the past several days. She was up. He was up, so to speak. Why not?
"Hello!", he bellowed. "I'm Thor!"
"You're thor?", she said. "Why, I'm tho thor, I can hardly pith!"
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Submitted by :Cartoon Guy
Category : Naughty Jokes
Date Added : 22/10/2005
Rated : 83
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Bonus Joke - The Panda
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Submitted by : Jokerman
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