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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when
she
accidentally cut off a truck driver.
He motioned for her to pull over.When she did, he got out of his truck
and
pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the
blonde
"stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned
around
she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's
funny?
Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her
car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is
getting
really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's
laughing. The
truck driver is really starting to lose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car
and sets
it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the
circle!"

Laughter File

Submitted by :Bernie
Category : Blonde jokes
Date Added : 22/10/2005
Rated : 249

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Bonus Joke - Beer Consumption

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear."

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

Submitted by : Dave T