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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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Submitted by :Bernie
Category : Blonde jokes
Date Added : 22/10/2005
Rated : 1101

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Bonus Joke - Gold Coins

You have 10 bags of gold coins, 10 coins per bag, 10 grams per coin, but one bag of coins weigh only 9 grams per coin (because of low quality). How do you find out which bag contains low quality gold coins? You may use a scale only one time. Thanks to Jason Vuong for this variation!

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step 1: we name all the bag of gold coins as #1, #2, #3......#8, #9, and #10

step 2: we put 1 coin from bag #1, 2 coins from bag #2, 3 coins from bag #3.........8 coins from bag #8, 9 coins from bag #9, and 10 coins from bag 10 onto the scale. Find out the total weight.

step 3: the total weight should have been 10 grams X

(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55) = 550 grams if all coins are the same (10grams each).

step 4: Subtract the total of step 2 from total of step 3.

Conclusion: If step 4 results 1 gram, then bag #1 is the low quality coins, if step 4 results 2 grams, then bag #2 is the one, if step 4 results 3 grams, then bag #3 is the one.......etc.

Thanks to Jason Vuong for this variation!

***Special Note: Another visitor, Jay, offers this solution to this problem. Perhaps an easier way to look at it?! Read on and see what you think:

1. I would put one coin on the scale from one of the bags.

2. If the change in weight on the scale is 10 grams, I 'd add a coin from another bag.

3. I'll keep on adding a coin from each bag until the change in the total weight after adding a coin is by 9 grams and the bag that coin comes from is the low quality one.

I just made it look big and in 3 different steps to make it sound easier but in practicality it's really simple and I believe even a 3 year old kid can do it.

Thanks Jay!!

AND, ANOTHER VISITOR,Luis, POSES THIS:

I write you regarding weighty problem No.2 (gold coins) I believe that Jay's solution to this problem does not follow the restriction on the use of the scale. The first coin you place on the scale will give a reading, this will count for one use of it, so you would not be able to place another coin on it because this will give you a second reading, resulting in a second use of the scale.

Submitted by : M Magic