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Smart Blonde
Broken Finder
Blonde Getting A Haircut
Blonde Swimmer
Painting Blonde
Blonde Boating
A Blonde's Brain At Work
A Flaky Blonde
Alligator Shoes
Another Dumb Blonde
Lawyers And Blondes, Oh My!
Bra Shopping
Blonde State Of Mind
Casino Player
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Blonde Robbery
Bar Joke
Circle

Bonus Joke - The Panda

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Submitted by : Jokerman