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Airplane Ride
Classic Farmer Joke
There Bigger In Texas ?
Three Kicks
Rooster
Butch The Rooster
Holy Cow!!
Wife Wasn't In The Car
Settling A Cow Case
I Flattened Your Cat
How Are You Doing?
Celebrating An Event
Pig Misunderstanding
Winning Nobel Prize
Gathering Chickens
Lacking All Religion
Giving Away A Horse
Helping Your Father
Bug Flew Into Barn
Dem' Smart City Folk
Visiting A Rural Farm
Very Hostile Farmer
Texan Farmer Travels
Quick Jokes

Bonus Joke - Ten Things To Say About Gifts You Don't Like

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

7. Well, well, well...

6. I really don't deserve this.

5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

Submitted by : Jokerman