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Sherlock Holmes
Question And Answer Christmas Jokes
'twas The Night After Christmas
A Microsoft Christmas
Politically Correct Santa
On The Twelve Days Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me . . .
Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
Did Santa Give You That Present?
Enter The Pearly Gates
Lost X Files Christmas Episode
Twenty Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
A Parent's Night Before Christmas
Ten Things To Say About Gifts You Don't Like
Some Musical Christmas Advice
The First Reindeer Seen In A Bar
The Strange Christmas Scene
The Night Before Christmas For An Attorney
Christmas Downsizing
'twas The Night Before Finals
Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman
The Twelve Days After Christmas
Revised Christmas Days
Addicted To The Web
An Internet Christmas
Your Father Is Drunk
Twelve Days Of Fast Food
Twelve Days Microsoft
Short Reindeer Jokes
Short Snow Jokes
Short Christmas Jokes
Knock Knock Christmas
Short Father Christmas
Santa Hates Your Kid
Optimist Vs. Pessimist
Santa Vs. System Admins
Signs You Bought A Lousy Tree
Santa's Pet Peeves
Christmas
You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...
1. You Notice Your Tie Sticking Out Of Your Fly.
Congress' Night Before Christmas
Winter Wonderland
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Christmas Songs For Shrinks
Mafia Christmas
For The First Bug Of
Ten Things To Say About Gifts You Don't Like
Eating Between Thanks Giving And Christmas
Halloween Rules

Bonus Joke - Tales From The Shire

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!" In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."

The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"

"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"

Submitted by : Dave T