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Top Funnies

1. Can I Ride
2. So Fat
3. A Blonde's Brain At Work
4. Blonde Getting A Haircut
5. Toilet Paper
6. Dear Mom,
7. Another Dumb Blonde
8. Bra Shopping
9. There Bigger In Texas ?
10. Cowboy Accident
11. A Shave And A Shine
12. Who Was Jesus
13. One Side Of A Phone Call Between James Bond...
14. 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
15. Whispering Jonny
16. Airplane Ride
17. Pig
18. Did You Hear About
19. 3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!
20. Blonde State Of Mind
21. Signs You Bought A Lousy Tree
22. Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
23. Minister Jonny
24. Your In Big Trouble
25. Workplace Insanity
26. No Mystery
27. Broken Finder
28. Computer Terminology
29. Stomach Problems
30. Same Old Thing
31. The Good And The Bad
32. Smelling And Hearing
33. Murphy's Work Laws
34. An Old Occupation
35. Casino Player
36. Cats And Pills
37. Politically Correct Santa
38. An Internet Christmas
39. Knock Knock Christmas
40. Spare Seat

Bonus Joke - Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer

1. You strike a match and light your nose.

2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.

3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.

4. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.

5. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.

6. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"

7. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.

8. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.

9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.

10. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.

11. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.

12. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.

13. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.

14. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.

15. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.

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